Someone should wife me… I’m making homemade crepes

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So I got out of work around 10:45 tonight. I was standing outside with my manager and another coworker and we were talking about going to this bar the Jackalope but decided not to. So I went home. Now it’s 12:38, I just checked instagram and this guy i’ve been sorta kinda seeing idk is at the bar…. ugh why didn’t we goooo. hahaha

any of you ever feel you’ve had sex with too many people? lolol I do on occasion but then I remember sex is sweet so nofucks.

ohsweetlordwhatismylife. I make myself laugh often, which is good. Laughing makes you live longer and so I like to believe that balances my life span out since I smoke cigarettes.

but don’tyahate. when you hook up with someone, then the next day are already horny again? like k sweet. my situation right now. and technically it hasn’t even been a full day yet. opps?

whatever. again nofucks

p.s. how’s everyone’s night going?