7 times whole life bitchez
lord. so drunk party was straight poppin.
So I got out of work around 10:45 tonight. I was standing outside with my manager and another coworker and we were talking about going to this bar the Jackalope but decided not to. So I went home. Now it’s 12:38, I just checked instagram and this guy i’ve been sorta kinda seeing idk is at the bar…. ugh why didn’t we goooo. hahaha
any of you ever feel you’ve had sex with too many people? lolol I do on occasion but then I remember sex is sweet so nofucks.
ohsweetlordwhatismylife. I make myself laugh often, which is good. Laughing makes you live longer and so I like to believe that balances my life span out since I smoke cigarettes.
but don’tyahate. when you hook up with someone, then the next day are already horny again? like k sweet. my situation right now. and technically it hasn’t even been a full day yet. opps?
whatever. again nofucks
p.s. how’s everyone’s night going?
I can’t even
like what. ohsweetlordthedirtythingsi’mbeingtexted
why why why, are you so far away
I am so extremely happy right now, thank you America for giving me a little bit of hope in humanity.
It makes me laugh, so many of the kids back in my home town are saying things like “fuck obama” or “we’re doomed” (I come from an affluent/rich town aka hell, so they all worry about money), I just want to comment on all of their status’ saying “Shut up and stop complaining, you CAN’T even vote”… Seriously, all of these kids aren’t of age and are crying like babies. Just stop.
3 of my best friends voted for Romney, one of them is a lesbian too. I am being serious when I say it’s hard for me to stay friends with them….